psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

psyducked:

bout to take the ride of my life

(Source: facebook.com, via bringing0utthedead)

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

heatherleighty:

When I’m famous just remember how you wouldn’t date me.

(via wanderlustandwolves)

(Source: poehlermeyers, via tyleroakley)

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(Source: 246428646, via coasterfanman)

mxrdermaid:

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

mxrdermaid:

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

(Source: cat2, via thesnowmanolaf)